Quote of the week: "I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception." -Groucho Marx
Hey everyone, welcome to Crackerz and Bitz Island, where you can get sand in your nose and snot in your toes! Oh wait, is that backwards? This is basically a haven for me, the one place on the internet that worships ME! But seriously, I also have news opinions and views on current issues, so that you can interact within this site too!
I'll come on maybe once a week to update things, so don't expect any rapid email responses. Hey, I'm not Supersite!
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This is my cat, Aslan. There's more of him on the pix page! |
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